After playing guitar hero for 2 days i have decided to set myself the UN realistic target to play the below song within 2 months. I have the tabs as shown in the video and timing.. all i need is practice... I don't really see how i can fail???
i'll post the results in 1 month
What a relief, finally passed my CCNA after months of hard work. I can understand why the training courses are so expensive, it would have saved me so much more time if someone stood in front of a class explaining things. Now that stage 1 is over its onto the next which is the Sun Solaris cert. Lets see if i can pass it within the month.
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Submitted by lazywong.
Years and years ago I made a casual remark to my girlfriend that "Sprite" lemonade isn't sold in the UK. No biggie to me but to this day I still get chastised for lying about it. Usually I am very honest ... trust me !
There is a new Chinese chief/ TV presenter on BBC 2 hoping to induce the masses to great Chinese food. The name of the messiah is Ching-He Huang from Taiwan. Now regardless of her credentials she is destined to be slated within the Chinese community for being a fake!. It's the same with Chinese and Italians, everyone is a critic when it comes to food they always know best regardless how qualifed the person who cooked the dam meal is. I can just imagine the legions of people chinese in the UK shouting at the TV at every oppotunity to discredit her style weither it's "the wok is not hot enought" or its "that's not even chinese food she's cooking".
Generally the same reaction is served whenever a certain age of chinese person sees any french or gorument cooking. Chinese food is judged on a different critearia, it first must be enought to FEED your belly FULL, also it must be done at SPEED and they must be plenty of source and dominnating flavour. ( i.e its either hot or spice or some dominant flavour or not, there is no "hint" of this or a "dashing of flavour " of that. Think on or off.)
I like chinese food but i really can't see the artistry in it when you walk into the kitchen and the chief is cooking your food with a huge wok and a ladle that could double as a walking stick.
What i really made me POO POO ms Huang was this extract from profile on the BBC .. see below
"
She was taught the basic philosophy behind Chinese cuisine (the
emphasis on balancing ying and yang through 'hot' and 'cold'
ingredients), but then was left to improvise by herself
"
" ying and yang"??? we call that MSG in chinese LOL
My partner at circuit training dropped this little gem on me " one Banana contains about 100 calories!! don't you think that's a lot?". At first i didn't really until i done the math. Based on a daily recommended intake of 2000 calories for a male that would mean i would ONLY need to consume 20 bananas before i reached my limit for the day Surely that can't be correct? I've already had 3 today and I'm currently munching on one now.. dam you bananas for tasty so good Grrrrrrrrrrr
2 days i was running a little bit late for my interview and cut across Manchester city center on foot. As i walked past a Caucasian hoodlum purporting to be of Afro-Caribbean decent tried to acquire a princely sum of £1 from me. I say this because instead of the way he inquired wasn't " excuse me, may i aggressively persuade you in handing over £1 for myself for no valid reason". Instead he mumbled "er ar.. bruv, yo.. you got me pound. er ya ya yo yo yo". At which pound he tried to follow me and i just left him to his "hoodlum" ways.
Anyway i was in a rush and made the interview slightly late but the interview and test went well and the interview seemed to give the impression that it went also.
It's only afterwards that i thought to myself that techinically that fool was trying to mug me? Why would he think i would hand over £1? I can only reason it was because i was wearing a suit and unlikley to put up to any defence? How has the world produced such dumb people? lol thinking about it now i should have taken my jacket off and slammed his head on the concret and the shoved his body in the canal ( or maybe armbarred him like i taught my nephew). What if i was an old man or easy intimidated individual? Another thing is that it was in midday and the idiot was only asking for £1 and not my wallet.LOL The whole situation is just place silly.
"Part 6 in a series chronicling the dumb downright stupid homer like things my dad has done. Let these tales be a warning to future generations."
It's not shocking to hear kids whine to their parents about buying them the latest gadget (although I never did this), then months later the kids get bored of the gadget and want something else.
My dad is not immune to the latest iphone hype and declared his need for one. He has a teenage like need to change his phone often. Despite the fact he does not even know how to take a picture with his camera phone correctly. I can imagine him fumbling around with the iphone interface and frustratingly dumping it in a corner leaving it to gather dust. Also he has the habit of changing his phone number and not telling me about it.
I've always been pretty good with diet ever since my bro started calling me "Fatty" when i was a kid, but right now i'm stuffing my ugly face with some Beef jerky smuggled straight from Hong Kong. ( Name of the source withheld.) I know that with each bite i'm eating pure fat and blubber, in fact i can taste the oil in my throat right now. I remember this was the stuff i use to love when i was a kid before , a time before health warnings and goverment inititives for healthy diets were introduced. It reminds me of the days i use to stuff myself silly on food LOL.... maybe i was really a fatty... either way i need to stop now.. i'm getting a sickening feeling in my stomah from all the fat and oil :(